Saturday, May 31, 2008

I come from China

I decided to be all cool and trendy like how most people are and blog about my day yesterday.

I went to school early in the morning at 745am, just to realised that I cannot open the art room door. SO I WENT TO CATCH SOME LONG AWAITED SELF ASSURING BEAUTY sleep, all the way till like 830?! It was pure heaven, I tell you. (((: I staggered all the way to the art room, reluctantly because I really wanted to stay in heaven for a while longer, JUST TO REALISE TO THAT DOOR WASN'T LOCKED AT ALL. Ain was already inside drawing and the teachers have not arrived. I felt freaking dumb, like dumb x 10^E99. (Replace 'dumb' with X and key it exactly the way you see it in your GC) IM KIDDING C'MON .

And again, I decided to be all cool and trendy, as that is a pre-requisite for all art students and yes, to YOUR dismay, yours truly fitted that criteria. HOHONESS. Oh yes, as I was saying, I decided to be all cool and trendy and started to do some painting-like-van-gogh-style on my chinese new year lantern with the lamp as a back drop, it didn't really quite succeed, as Ms kwa said that it wasn't expressive enough. True. wait till I do pollock style with Melvin and I'll own all of you all, seriously. (:

YEAH, SO AFTER SOME VAN GOGH AND RACHEL WHITEREAD AND LUNCHING AND COMPLAINING AND KIDDING AND BORROWING OF TRIPOD STAND TO KICK ASS, I set off to my destination, Little India, my first stop.

(Miss Yeo said that I looked as if i was going to war, with my backpack and tripod stand in hand, you guys can go imagine how I looked like.)

I went to change first thing at Kovan. Then I took 209 steps to the control station, scanned my card and continued for about 47 steps to the platform and waited for about 6 mins for the train and after about 15 minutes, I reached Farrer park (:

And so, I roamed around, took about 10 photos and it started pouring like mad. I was literally protecting the camera with my dear life, because I think I will die if I spoilt the camera. Really die those kind. So, to be exact, I wasted half an hour of my life under a shelter with unknown people, staring at me and my camera, which really got my blood boiling. And when I asked this guy where can I buy and umbrella or loan one, He replied in a very broken english, after talking and laughing with his friend, IN MY FACE, "you give hug, i tell" and had the balls to continue laughing after that. LIUGUIGSTFADEOIYQYOT. I rolled my eyes at him, dashed into the rain and ran for abit all the way to mustafa centre. I was really tempted to show him my middle finger, REALLY TEMPTED.

So I explored the main streets and back alleys, though a little scared at first because all unearthly things happen there to all weird people, and I am weird, to begin with. GAHGAHGAH. But eventually, it was still fun, for the alleys were pretty empty and dirtyyyyyy. I set up the tripod stand and attempted to take figurative photos which turn out pretty dorky cos I WAS IN IT. HAHAHA.That's me and my cool and trendy with an extra chica friend holding hands together. (:

So I pretty much roamed around for about an hour and half more, and realised that I was lost. So a man approached me, and asked if I was lost, although it should be the other way. HAHA. So he told me the way back to Mustafa centre, and while taking photos along the way, the totally absurd guy stood behind me, staring at the photos I was taking. Then he asked me weird questions like, "What brand is your camera?" I told him, I'm not very sure, but it's Fuji. Then I proceed to pick up a phone call, with him still around me. *roll eyes. Then the next question was "What model is your handphone?" So I told him, in an obivously pissed tone. Then he asked the last and final question, "What's your handphone number?" I GOT SO DAMN PISSED. I replied in a will-you-get-lost-you-are-fucking-irritating tone, "What for? don't you already have one?!" and plugged in my ipod before rolling my eyes at him, who was apparently laughing and smiling. IRRITATING. I don't understand la, it's not as if I'm wearing revealing clothes, I friggin wore jumper and a teeshirt. The only thing I revealed was my flabby arms and calves. THATS ALL.

Like, ewww?

OK, interesting people we get to see on a weird day.

And there's another one that came up to me, saying that I cannot take pictures of the phone booth, because he owns it.

I rolled my eyes alot of times yesterday, it may just roll off if I didn't end my day deliberately.

Anyway, to make myself feel better, I told myself, "I'm not in Singapore" Around 530, I reached
Chinatown, and trotted all over Ann Siang Hill and street and Pagoda street, till about 7, where I finally settled down at Food street for my first dish of the entire tour - ICE KACHANG. It was simply owning, considering the fact that it got rather humid later on. HAHA :D

LQ was supposed to come. But I think by the time I got back to him, it was about an hour later, he went home first. Travelling from the east to India and China was no joke, so I told him not to come in the end. HEH.

Thinking about it, it was really really fun to explore your own country alone. (minusing the meeting of faggots), an take pretty cool photos.

I think I want to include this in my future. (:

Before that, I need to psycho my parents for a good camera, like Canon Powershot A590 or SX100.

Although a DSLR camera would be superb, but the price of it tells me it's a big nono. :(

Friday, May 30, 2008

i like my life today.

wander around at a foreign place - snap snap - walk around - stare.

alone, very very shiok

im looking forward to solo outings. :D

Thursday, May 29, 2008

i shall attempt to be coool (:

IDEAS IDEAS IDEAS!

It's a no wonder why am I a Singtel/Singnet user. IT'S ALL ABOUT IDEAS!

In my attempting to look cool post, I shall post the song that I'm listening to right now, inspired by my art friend, NADNADNAD.

current music: Hello Beautiful - Jonas Brothers.

And so, I had a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really *BREATHES* really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really *BREATHES*really really really really really really really really long talk with nad nad nad nad nad nad nad nad nad nad nad nad nad nad(oops, sorry, couldn't quit it fast) just now. It was really long and cool and fun and chica, depsite the fact that there were a few women learning how to sing *GASPS* in the RC, and a cat that was desperate for attention from the singing humans, other than that, it was cooool (: WELL, WE ARE COOL COS WE TAKE ART. BEAT THAT.

pros of being an art student: you get to be really cool and chic. and you always get classified under 'emo'

cons of being an art student: NO SOCIAL LIFE!

but IM GETTING MY SHARE OF SOCIAL LIFE TMR!!!! I'll be going to chinatown, clarke quay, little India and probably East coast to take pictures!! HOW COOL IS THAT!? IM GONNA WEAR A HAT AND ATTEMPT TO LOOK LIKE A TOURIST AND FULFIL THE WISH OF THE WANTAN NOODLE STALL AUNTIE WHO SAID I LOOK LIKE AN INDON CHINESE. LET ME REPEAT: HOW COOL IS THAT!?

VERY COOL!

so, eventually, it's all about pretence, spacecommafullstop. GAHGAHGAH.

DONT WORRY, I HAVE STM. (((: triple smileys for you!

but tonight, im gonna fly.

I wish all the best to you and your girlfriend. (:

and I'll pray for you girlfriend that she will not end up like me.

GAHAHAHA. wouldnt that be so hilarious!? it would then be a periodic cycle. and if she were to end up like me, we're the like byproducts of you. OMG. I'm such a potential chem student. I LOVE YOU MISS TEOOOOOOO!

That's so damn fucking exciting. But nahhh, i don't think you'll treat her like how you treated me.

I trust that you're a nice guy and would be a goodboyfriend to her.
I trust you, I really do. Since last year that is.

if you get what I mean..

but those overrrrrrrrr. people mooove on!

Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great. So don't get too boosted up. HEH.

and don't bother, I'm perfectly alright. oh, you probably won't care. LOLs. That's true. *guffaws*

okay, now that's funny. LOL.

don't worry, no hidden messages! (:

i thought i said there isn't any? so why are you highlighting this post?

i definitely live up to the title of a literature student, who works so well with facades and plastering smiles on her face. kudos for that! ROCK ON NETTE :D

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

i'm getting tooo fat, considering the fact that i am already fat.

so, i'll go on a diet.

*munches on chocolates*

Saturday, May 24, 2008

sirhan hazicko & georgey teoo.


To the 2 idiots who apparently forgot about me due to their commitments such as girlfriends and school and CCA:

Hi Sirhan and George,

I miss you both like alot.
I miss the times we had at ECP.
I miss the talking-cock session.

GAHH, I just miss you both assholes (:


And to think the last proper photo we took was when!? the blurry ECP image?! I think I'd prefer this picture above. Despite the fact I look like a lifesize fishball, be it colour or size. It was taken before the release of results, where George was a dragonboater in TPJC, Sirhan, a rugger in SAJC(as usual) and ME, the one who is free on every other day except saturday and sundays because I was working at courts (EW).

And now?! George moved on to SAJC, and took up fitness club where he met his other half and neglect us. Sirhan remained in SAJC and Rugby and moved on to own a hot looking bod and got his other half who is apparently not faraway, despite the fact she lives in Paris and you, in SEMBAWANG. AND ME AGAIN, moved on SRJC and took up touch rugby where I met my other half.

IM KIDDING, I JUST WANTED TO FIT IN LA ASSHOLES.

no, i didn't meet my other half, thank God. But I met many people whom I can spend my entire life with.

EH DONT DIGRESS, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ZICKO AND KHUAI

So now, the ass KHuai has locked his blog and the smaller ass, zicko has a blog which is irregularly updated. and the smallest of all asses, lynette has a blog which she regularly updates.

okay, to sum it up. I friggin miss you guys. but then again.....

Friday, May 23, 2008

attempting to act demure(:


unemployment
mkt failure
mkt structure
tradeeeeee

you'll always be a part of me

"He has the ability to touch your heart with every simple thing he does for you.
He'd sing 'Dui Mian De Nu Hai Kan Guo Lai' for you whenever you're feeling down
just to cheer you up. He'll give you a hug and/or a kiss whenever he sees you.
When you're down, he'll come up and sit right beside you without a word and stay
with you till you're ready to move and tell him what's wrong. His presence will
make you feel that even if the whole world turns against you for an error you've
done, he will always stand with you. You guys can enjoy excessive shopping due
to the fact that everytime you're with him, it's called 'free card-swiping
time'. The feelings you both have is enough to suffice your hunger for 1 month.
When you're happy, he'll celebrate with you. When he's happy, you celebrate with
him. When you're down, he'll be there no matter what happens and when he's down,
you'll do stupid stuff to make him happy. In times of boredom, he'll compose
songs about you and play the guitar while singing romantic mainstream love songs
for you and you'll try to scare him with your excessive indulgance into baking
and inventing with new food and items. Your mom and dad will be so pleased
with him and his parents love you to bits. Even if school sucks,
you know you'll have him at the end of the day. He'll say you're the most
beautiful one on earth despite multiple injuries and scars on your legs. He'll
enjoy the sport, rugby and excel in it and when you both are
free, he'll teach you tackling and methods of playing good rugby. Your
friends know him and his friends know you. During
gatherings, both groups of friends will come together and play
rugby. There are no unknown secrets. And even if there are, you
both will respect one another's decision about not telling.
And this actions of his will continue for the rest of your life.

I think,

you guys are in love."

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

that im sorry, i never meant to hurt you


do you remember the first time you and I met?

I don't.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

post econs drq attack

despite cheering "DRQ!" outside GNC with sly, val and jiayu(looking away), DRQ WAS A MAJOR OWNAGE I TELL YOU. (i got owned, that is)

let me tell you the list of people affected and their conditions straight after the paper. ((:


  1. Lynette - raped.
  2. Jiayu - raped.
  3. Elana - confidently got raped.
  4. Seow Wei - raped, traumatically.
  5. Dorothy - no idea, she was rather stony.
  6. Nat - raped and murdered. (sighs)
  7. Linqiang - no idea, he was rather stony too kena shit on his head.
  8. Shane - "huh? what rape?"

And, these are all I remembered. die die die. although i clearly remember asking the whole world about it.

oh, and did I mention? i zonked out for the first 15 minutes of GP because the passage was so frickin boring. In short, I slept while reading. I think I drooled too. ahya, who cares. i care, shit

by the way, boring, doesnt mean easy. thanks. (:

I had a good chat with snowball last night. (: & he is as lame as ever. WELL DONE BROTHER.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

it's a tad too early to let go,

something's that everlasting.
after mid years:
- online shopping.
- sleeeep
- rugby
- change skin
- do everything i'm currently lacking.
for now:
- wake up
- study
- survive
- go to bed

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

just gotta let you know.

so....

  • william's off to taiwan, till the 1st of june
  • midyears are just ard the corner
  • i hate to say this, but i miss touch
  • i have alot of hwk.
  • im very tired.
  • i need to find a source of motivation
  • i need...

sleep.

& i probably won't be seeing you ever again after a's :(

Monday, May 12, 2008

school is my life.

hi, i apologize for the disgusting entry i made around an hour ago. then again, i can't promise this would be better in terms of content or anything cos i lead a pretty boring life.. however, i'll improvise on the punctuations. i promise. in fact im doing it right now.

i'm supposed to do my gp essay that i owed ms tan 9854354 years before i was even born but i have not done anything except to upload touch photos, blog, blog, drink water and find stuff. the thing irritating me now is that i can't find my mindmaps that i painstakingly did for gp. i have no idea where is it now and the urge of calling one of my khakis and asking them to scan theirs to send to me is seriously overwhelming. but i can't do that, i'll probably have to copy the mindmap all over again from them. and to think i was quite proud of my nicely decorated mindmap.tsk.

despite not talking for hours, i'm feeling very thirsty and edgy.

oh yes. i'm usually quite an organized person(LAUGHS), but ironically, im freaking messy when it comes to studying. my papers, books, files and everything will be scattered all over and surprisingly, i study well in such environment. i can get my stuff faster when my room is in a messy condition. i can never find my stuff when my room is sooooo clean and organized and neat, but it is like that apparently.

i'm really very tired that's why im typing like a psycho. my stomach hurts. i want to shit. and i hate school. school without rugby is living hell x 10^y. it's that bad. i want to play touch. and i only want to play together with my team mates. no best friends. thk you very much.

and to reemphasize my point:

in conclusion: the singapore's education system is meant to kill and not educate. please take note and reconsider your application for immigration to singapore to study. it's something called hell on earth (pun intended, the weather nowadays is freaking hot)

i am going to shit education out now. bye.

im kidding.
hi im really very tired right now so lets put punctuations and all those aside i have alot of stuff to complain but nothing's coming out. oh shit, i've us.. oh no oh god. oh hell 7 punctuations alr what does this mean that i cant leave without punctuations? here it goes again, and again i can't be bothered to count the rest of the unintentional punctuations cos its starting to get on my nerves and i dont want this to be a habit because its a bad habit can you imagine if i wrote like that in gp ms tan would have slaughtered me to the extent that my little injury on my entire left side of the body would mean nothing wait hold on a min it doesnt really mean anything anyway except for the cut on my finger i have been asked many times whether i inflicted the injury on myself intentionally or what as much as i know it was an accident but i had visions of myself getting cut around that are so what was that was that

for now i have totally lost it because i have no idea what did the last sentence mean wait you mean theres a last sentence?

in conclusion: the singapore's education system is meant to kill and not educate. please take note and reconsider your application for immigration to singapore to study. it's something called hell on earth (pun intended, the weather nowadays is freaking hot)

Saturday, May 10, 2008

pictionary

it's been a while, i shall let the pictures do the talking. (: PIC OVERLOAD>
















  1. SR musical at RP (:
  2. Tobey Flood ((:
  3. ZARA/TOPSHOP/MANGO outing. (((:
  4. HOT STUFFS. (((((((:
  5. Accidentally slit my fingertip. :( got sent to TTSH. :(
  6. Camwhoring while waiting at TTSH. (shows im very well)

*SELLING RED CANTERBURY (RUGBY BRAND) BAG FOR $23.

INTERESTED PLEASE TAG. BAGS ARE IN BRAND NEW CONDITION, STILL IN PLASTIC.

*preferably selling to only people I know.

**will be updating on it.